This is the story of two veggies growing in the garden. The first one started out as a pretty little orange blossom and soon formed into a beautiful little swan ( i.e. crook necked squash). He was determined to make it inspite of the threat of blossom end rot, heat, insects, you name it. And so far he has outlasted a few of his siblings… now it’s just a matter of time before he becomes a tasty platter of fried squash for the hungry gardener.
The second started out life as a simple little yellow tomato blossom, but soon grew into the monstrosity you see before you. Poor thing was so ashamed of his ugliest he buried himself down at the bottom of the bush. Unfortunately the gardener spotted him one day and now he lives on the kitchen counter. She said don’t worry, inspite of your looks we’ll still be happy to eat you up. The end! 😉